Anonymous asked:
{ omfg do you even know what I was talking about that's perf }

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tbh i have no fucking clue how many anon darlings are talking to yuty 

it feels like one person with many ass topics

Anonymous asked:
The Widow Comes.

    The Funeral Prosecutor

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     And the monk prosecutor leaves.

Anonymous asked:
*plays the original song by Juice Newton*

     The Funeral Prosecutor

                                           Satorha!

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❝Please turn off that blasted contraption!
  Can you not see I have a sermon to say?!❞

Anonymous asked:
A millennium is a thousand years, of which I've been alive for almost 11. And I was planning on ending it there.

      The Funeral Prosecutor

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 ❝Right. Forgive me if I missed the definition…
   But may I ask why? Why here in the
   Kingdom of Khura’in?❞

Anonymous asked:
*ahem* jUST CALL ME AAAAANGEEEEL OF THE MOOOOORNING, ANGEEEEL, JUST TOUCH MY CHEEK BEFORE YOU LEAVE ME, BABY

       The Funeral Prosecutor

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  ❝I intend not to either call you an
    angel or to touch your cheek… foul gray.❞

Anonymous asked:
I've been called a lot of things over the millennia... 'witch', 'monster', 'demon', 'beast', 'that fucking thing that got Mike'... and I'm just tired of being hated. So I might as well just get this over with.

      The Funeral Prosecutor

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    ❝For a million years? How… interesting of you.
      Tell me, dear friend. What are you going to do
       to yourself… ?❞

Anonymous asked:
Shame you didn't take a vow of silence.

       The Funeral Prosecutor

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     ❝Hmph… I am not any other monks you knew.
        I may be a humble servant of the Holy Mother,
        but it is my duty to bring criminals to justice.❞

Anonymous asked:
I won't be able to kill myself, and I'll just keep suffering in silence and feeding on that of others.

         The Funeral Prosecutor

          ⟨Is this person insane?Or is this a demon from hell…?⟩

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    ❝… What are you?❞

Anonymous asked:
Blackquill: "You can't spell funeral without 'fun'."

        The Funeral Prosecutor

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     ❝And you cannot spell twisted without
       fun, my dear panda… What a morbid
       humor you must have, Simon.❞

Anonymous asked:
IT'S A BANISHMENT SPELL SO I CAN END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL YOU INSUFFERABLE TWIT

       The Funeral Prosecutor

  ❝!– Banishment spell?❞

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The monk grabbed its wrist. What is he doing,
and why is he holding this person’s wrist? He
had no choice but to ask questions.

   ❝Who are you? Why do you need to
     cast this spell in Khura’in?… What
     happens if you never cast this spell?❞