Anonymous asked:
I have a terrible joke.

        The Funeral Prosecutor

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     ❝………….. Go on.❞ 

Anonymous asked:
Tacos are Mexican food! And authentic ones are good as hell; here! *gives him two ribeye steak tacos*

        The Funeral Prosecutor

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     ❝… Thank you for these tacos you speak of.
       They do look like it’s from the Holy Mother…
       Perhaps it’s a different taste from the burger.
       I shall try it now.❞

Anonymous asked:
...I've always wanted purple hair.

        The Funeral Prosecutor

Nahyuta smiled at the anonymous darling.
Of course, it reminded him of one person
who had the desired hair color…

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  ❝Ah. You’ve reminded me of violet ghoul.
   She has short but beautiful violet hair.
   Often times, she will straighten her hair
   as her natural hair is filled with violet curls…
  She must have a picture in here somewhere…❞

Anonymous asked:
*just stares at in awe*

       The Funeral Prosecutor

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      Just stares at in confusion.

Anonymous asked:
oh god, don't call it rice wine or a certain snarky panda will come at you

        The Funeral Prosecutor

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    ❝And why is that? Surely, there’s a contrast
      with the two. I believe the panda will be
      pleased with my decision, after all.
      The two are not the same…❞ 

Anonymous asked:
rice wine or saké

       The Funeral Prosecutor

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   ❝I would like to have some rice wine.
     Would you like me to explain the
     contrast between the two, gray face?❞

Anonymous asked:
Do you know of the Mad Widow, the Lady of the Shade?

        The Funeral Prosecutor

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    ❝… I’d prefer not to know about this Mad Widow.❞

         ⟨Is it that violet ghoul?⟩

Anonymous asked:
{ I mean if you'd like to meet him }

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hi im aly and im the worst mun bcuz i lack common sense

… yes
???